Riley wouldn't take a nap today. Nothing new there. However, he impressed me today with how self aware he was. He came bouncing out of the hall bathroom looking like this...


Which I rolled my eyes at, since I've seen this trick before. Usually if it is raining or something, he'll put his Babies (the loveys he loves to love) under his shirt to protect them. He also thinks it is funny to put them under his shirt just for the hell of it to get a 'big tummy.' I had to laugh out loud at him when he started to talk...


"Mommy, I pooped a WHOLE lot. Mommy, my buns are dirtier than they usually are, because I pooped so much. Yeah, I'm a really great pooper, sometimes."

And then he did this....


And showed me that it was toilet paper under his shirt instead of his babies! I about snorted Reese's peanut butter Easter eggs out my nose. He is so funny! He unrolled the entire roll of TP and stuffed it under his shirt for me to clean him up after he went potty. There was so much toilet paper!!


Aaaaahhhhh, motherhood. :^)